A state in which you are stuck questioning the truth of your own or others opinions, in which you further question layer after layer of what formed the opinion forever caught within the Bagel as you can never truly find where it came from.
Person A: Hey, what 's up with KDog? He has been sitting in that corner staring at the wall for hours now.
Person B:Yeah, he's caught in a dialectic Bagel after finishing the complete works of Hegel.
Person A: Ahhh, poor guy.
Person B:Yeah, he's caught in a dialectic Bagel after finishing the complete works of Hegel.
Person A: Ahhh, poor guy.
by Elisa W. Royal August 26, 2017
Get the Dialectic Bagelmug. When you fuck with bagels so hard that you are trying to find an emotion for it. You then take to Urban Dictionary to get it added to the dictionary, but it gets rejected FOUR TIMES so you promise to yourself to keep trying every single day until it gets approved.
John was so bagel AF that he wrote to Urban Dictionary 4 times to try to get his word published. I wish I had that kind of commitment!!
by meggielouu September 6, 2019
Get the Bagel AFmug. a bagel in desperate need of toasting, without which it is impotent in terms of it's edibility and taste factor.
by person.001 March 26, 2011
Get the impotent bagelmug. A pure or soft person who is thinking about horny things. Gutter Bagels are often bottoms/brats whose mood has suddenly turned lewd.
"Hey, have you noticed Sarah is starting to act a bit lewd around you? isn't she usually wholesome?
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."
by AggressiveCabbage June 6, 2021
Get the Gutter Bagelmug. by meal'aieakhsuiab'airh October 18, 2011
Get the bagel in the bushmug. by Jroades June 25, 2020
Get the Forbidden Bagelmug. by MasterBagel May 3, 2021
Get the Bagel Comicsmug.