bagel in the bush

When a girl is bored and loves a glem

a:hey man, did you see that bagel in the bush?
b:yeah dude, she was all over that glem

by meal'aieakhsuiab'airh October 18, 2011

Bagel AF

When you fuck with bagels so hard that you are trying to find an emotion for it. You then take to Urban Dictionary to get it added to the dictionary, but it gets rejected FOUR TIMES so you promise to yourself to keep trying every single day until it gets approved.

John was so bagel AF that he wrote to Urban Dictionary 4 times to try to get his word published. I wish I had that kind of commitment!!

by meggielouu September 6, 2019

Forbidden Bagel

Butthole - generally used as a way to get past censors.

He wanted to eat her forbidden bagel.

by Jroades June 25, 2020

Bagel Comics

A very nice company that makes amazing comics, and has a website! Bagelcomics.com

Bagel comics is the best comic company

by MasterBagel May 3, 2021

impotent bagel

a bagel in desperate need of toasting, without which it is impotent in terms of it's edibility and taste factor.

this impotent bagel does nothing for me

by person.001 March 26, 2011

Gutter Bagel

A pure or soft person who is thinking about horny things. Gutter Bagels are often bottoms/brats whose mood has suddenly turned lewd.

"Hey, have you noticed Sarah is starting to act a bit lewd around you? isn't she usually wholesome?
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."

by AggressiveCabbage June 6, 2021

Bagels Andrew

Bagels Andrew is a steamer on twitch.com. He also has platforms on Twitter, tiktok, and YouTube. (Sub to his YouTube) he is 3”2 and 17 years old.

Bagels Andrew Is bald

by Shcurtart July 3, 2021