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unexplained bacon

Bacon of mysterious origin. First seen in a Simpsons episode.
Mmmmm... Unexplained bacon.
by unexplained bacon May 14, 2003
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Bacon Dispenser

A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.
"I wish somebody would fix this bacon dispenser because I sure am hungry!"
by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010
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bacon weave

interlaced strands of thin sliced hog meat, salted and dried or smoked, and then fried, in a pattern to form a layered structure that is also edible.
Kevin was eating a bacon weave for lunch.. Chris was worried because bacon weaves can lead to cardiac arrest.
by C Wiggles January 29, 2009
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beauty bacon

The mark made when accidentally touching a heated beauty appliance like a curling iron or straightener to one's neck, jaw, ear or other non hair body part, especially if making it causes a sizzle and/or aroma like cooking bacon.
No, that's not a hickey, just some beauty bacon from when I slipped with the curling iron this morning. Sometimes I suck at this girl stuff!
by PurplePirate April 19, 2015
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bacon number

The number of film connections one has to Kevin Bacon. The lower the number, the closer one has worked to Bacon.
Hugh Grant worked with Nicholas Hoult in About A Boy; Nicholas Hoult worked with Kevin Bacon in X Men: First Class. Therefore, Hugh Grant has a Bacon number of 2.
by Shelbyninja November 22, 2011
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Bacon butty

An amazing, yet simple sandwich, and perfect hangover cure. A bun, buttered perfectly on both sides, filled with mounds of hot crispy bacon.
"I had a bacon butty this morning and it made the world feel a little bit brighter"
by Olivia E November 5, 2006
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Bacon Jealousy

The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.

Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.
Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.
by the shiny elf November 12, 2011
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