backseat parenting

The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.

Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.

bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand

by popalsquatch August 20, 2012

backfeed

Intentionally barf up your food after eating.
Bulimia.

Tammy ran to the bathroom as soon as she thought no one was looking and started to backfeed.

by standit January 27, 2014

Backseat Baker

An idle person who will gladly yell instructions to you while you are busy baking a cake. Not to be confounded with the backstreet baker who, in this case, would be cooking meth.

"Bitch can't you see I can bake my own motherfucking cake; don't be such a backseat baker!"

by Museme July 6, 2014

Baikleem

An academic badass, he loves his hair, and he knows his way around a bar. He may or may not have a small dick, according to him its a mater of seasonal timing and opinion. He is on Asia's most wanted list. But is all seriousness he is a true and loyal friend. (P.S. don't kick him)

Baikleem- Small Penis

by Mad Hatter 5 January 18, 2016

backiefire

When you do something so stupid, the phrase 'shots fired' becomes redundant and the shots immediately hit instead.

He skipped his big test last monday, after spending the whole week studying for it. That really backiefired for him.

by Him Jalpert May 25, 2016

Backpedal Soup

Where you are being fucked anally against your will, and you instead of struggling, use your own spit to lubricate.

I was in a cell with this guy, he was struggling for a while, but eventually, he learned to just backpedal soup.

by BigBouncyBoyBlox October 5, 2018

backtext

A response, or not, to a text ; often describing broadly or specifically the time before text was returned.

I waited a while to backtext her because I didn’t want to seem too interested.

by mscott76 October 23, 2018