baboes

an overweight Asian baby
must be +10 pounds at birth
instead of crying it roars

A:Look the chink just had a baboes!!
Baboes: ROAR!!!

by DanielM17 November 13, 2009

babes

A term girls use about other girls who are the closest to them. Like best friends!

jasmine: i love my babes!

by lilleeez January 2, 2006

Cand Babies

A baby produced by a member of marching band and color guard. See Band Babies

Who do you want to have Cand Babies with?

by Rebekah November 30, 2004

Nigger Babies

When an oxy-acetalyne torch is first turned on and you have the acetalyne on real low before turning on the oxygen which makes thick black smoke that bunches together similarly the way hail does and forms little black fragments that fall all over the place

Hey man turn on the oxygen already, you've got Nigger Babies falling all over the car I'm working on right next to you

by goombyyah December 28, 2011

babies

the absolute worst STD you can get. they will stick to you until death.

"hey i heard bill got an std from jen."

"herpes?"

"no, babies."

by urban asshole February 19, 2010

sperm babies

when sperm leaks out of the anus after anal sex.

"dont cum in my butt i dont want any sperm babies!"

by mackbergs February 7, 2006

scat babies

A scat baby is the shit of a man who has previously eaten another man's shit. The idea is that guys who love shit sexually will eat other men's shit. Eating the other man's shit is like the conception. The eater is pregnant with the shit pregnancy usually for 24 hours or when he digests and shits out the other man's shit.
Scat babies are basically recycled shit passed through more than one man's digestive system.

"I ate John's huge turd log. Then I ate Emilio's hard shit. I was now pregnant with two scat babies."
"I had held onto my scat babies for 24 hours. They had worked through my guts and were like hard bricks trying to force their way out of my anus."

by jaylbayt October 21, 2009