brandon

brandon is hoe, he knows it too. he not even sneaky with it.

girl #1: You know my boyfriend Brandon ??

girl #2: Yo boyfriend ? I thought that was mines.

janitor thats always staring : thats funny because last week when i was sweeping, brandon told me to bend over and hold the dustpan.

by ifyoudontknowmeyourboydo. March 28, 2020

Brandon

Has the biggest head and most crooked

Brandons head is bigger than the godamn ocean

by Vydro October 23, 2020

Brandon

Joseph R. Biden.

Brandon forgave my student loans

by tp217 January 23, 2023

Brandon

Brandon is an extremely gorgeous guy. However, he will break up with you for absolutely no reason. Brandon then will flirt and stare at you and constantly try to get your attention. He likes to pretend you guys are still dating but tells everybody he doesn’t still have feelings for you. Brandon is an utter dick who is full of himself and thinks he can treat others like shit. He will go from being a great boyfriend and making you feel like you’re the only girl in the world to constantly giving you mixed signals. Brandon’s are complete assholes.

“Oh look it’s Brandon, what a dick”

by hdlhflhx January 15, 2023

Brandon

loves titties

Brandon: “i love titties”

by brandonlovetitties September 29, 2020

Brandon

Will talk when ever he gets. very much can get weird but fun to be around.

brandon can get very awesome to be around

by DaRealThick December 7, 2018

Brandon

#swag

Brandon - he's a #swag guy

by youre a cunt May 26, 2021