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ASS

anti-shit simulator

a shit free, or drama free simulator aka your computer.
your computer provides a drama free situation with a press of a key.congrats.
you have a fine peice of ass.
i dont need Girlfriend drama, i have a fine peice of ass
by Computer_freak September 5, 2009
mugGet the ASSmug.

Ass

A) (NOU.) American slang for one's bottom.

B) (NOU.) A mule or donkey.

C) (ACR.) Acronym meaning "After School Shit". This referrs to the dump you take when you get home from school. Usually after eating something but before homework. For many people, this is the only crap they take during the cycle of weekdays.
A) JOHN: Hey let's go to the party and look at some ass!

JAMES: Oh yeah! Dibs on Tiffany!

B) JOHN: *smirks* Look at that ass.

JAMES: Eww, it's hairy!

C) JOHN: *tweeting* just got home from skool, gonna take an

ass.

JAMES: *tweeting* yeah me 2. just did a rly big 1, want a

photo?
by iDWiA739 October 13, 2011
mugGet the Assmug.

Ass

Fuck dude, I shit my ass when my bro was eating me out but we said no homo so it's okay
by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 26, 2019
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Ass

A word for donkey often misstook for arse which is a butt
by Lemmondoggy April 5, 2016
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assing

by Ash September 24, 2004
mugGet the assingmug.

Ass

A way Of acting which is not to be tolerated by any
Your mother is being ass
by RahJuliaTyler October 5, 2009
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On ass

Being ready to or engaging in criminal behavior. Also referred to as "On butt".

Mostly used in some low-income neighborhoods and communites.
"Wow, he just shot that guy. He's on ass!"
by WasHanin April 17, 2014
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