angry possum

When your parnter acts dead during sex.

I thought she was doing the angry possum but i just suck.

by I may or may not be a straight March 7, 2018

Angry Shitter

Someone who has anger issues and likes to take it out on the Porcelain God in the bathroom. This usually happens after a big meal or big binge drinking session after consuming processed foods. The next morning when you sit N go, its so wild it ends up all over the walls of the toilet because of the angry push velocity out of the ring of fire.

Lou is an Angry Shitter, look at what he did to the toilet. Theres spatter everywhere!

by Hungoverballsack December 19, 2021

Angry Hamster

When a girl is sucking you off and she scratches your cock with her front teeth.

Sion: Dude some bitch gave me an angry hamster last night!
Jesse: OMFG that must of fucking killed!!

by emosheep May 5, 2011

angry diarrhea

extremely painful diarrhea, an inferno in the rectum

Jeff was struck with some angry diarrhea, nearly cried from the pain.

by thejaber January 16, 2011

Angry Pinnochio

(Girl Revenge) Where the girl grabs her mans dick while its hard and bends it at the middle causing massive pain; Breaking his boner.

Officer: You're under arrest for the assault of this girl.
Dude: Officer she gave me an angry pinnochio!
Officer: Son of a bitch! You're off the hook!

by Vurtax June 6, 2010

Angry Angel

When a man throws a woman from a large height during intercourse and then ejaculates on her from above.

Scottie: "Dude, Jenny and I were going at it in my bed last night, but she wouldn't let me finish inside her so I got pissed and pulled an angry angel on her."

Reggie: "Oh, so that's why she's limping today."

by bayareaconductors November 22, 2009

ANGRY TURDS

When you poop so hard the turd bounces back and hits you in the ass.

Man that taco bell drive through gave me a case of angry turds. I think I bruised my butt!

by The Sikness October 11, 2013