Asian Alarm Clock

To crash your car into the bedroom/lounge room of an unsuspecting victims house, in turn waking them up.

Man 1: hey, why did you drive your car through David's house? You drive like an asian.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.

by brown_nose_bobby July 2, 2019

king's alarm clock

When you wake up while receiving a blowjob.

Whats the best way to wake up?
dude you have to invest in a King's Alarm Clock.

by ADang December 15, 2013

Rating EAS Alarms

A 2021 trend which involves different EAS sounds from different countries,and people rate them by how scary they are.

Jack: Ayo,have you seen the new trend?
Jane: Oh,you mean Rating EAS Alarms,yea i seen it. How did it blow up?
Jack: how tf would i know

by QuarksbyLC August 29, 2021

Mexican Alarm Clock

An elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole.
You will never see her again.

This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.

"Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night"

"Fuck man, have a big one?"

"The biggest."

"How'd you act in the morning?"

"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."

"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"

by Trogdog April 8, 2010

Canadian alarm clock

When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.

This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.

by JohnnySage August 18, 2019

Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

by I Seymour April 25, 2009

robot alarm clock

The alarm clock of the future.

Stupid alarm clock! Malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!

by lunar April 4, 2003