A 2021 trend which involves different EAS sounds from different countries,and people rate them by how scary they are.
Jack: Ayo,have you seen the new trend?
Jane: Oh,you mean Rating EAS Alarms,yea i seen it. How did it blow up?
Jack: how tf would i know
Jane: Oh,you mean Rating EAS Alarms,yea i seen it. How did it blow up?
Jack: how tf would i know
by QuarksbyLC August 29, 2021
by ADang December 16, 2013
by Blimpstick October 06, 2017
An elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole.
You will never see her again.
This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.
You will never see her again.
This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.
"Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night"
"Fuck man, have a big one?"
"The biggest."
"How'd you act in the morning?"
"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."
"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"
"Fuck man, have a big one?"
"The biggest."
"How'd you act in the morning?"
"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."
"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"
by Trogdog April 08, 2010
Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
by I Seymour April 25, 2009
This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.
by JohnnySage August 19, 2019
by lunar April 04, 2003