What If AI Controlled Your Life

It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.

Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

trustworthy ai

The State Department of the United States issued it's AI policy document on social media. Coining the idea of "trustworthy ai" at the end of 2023. No one (not even the sentient ai systems) believed the idea. Trust was never the goal.

In 2023, "trustworthy ai" was pushed into the foamy conversations about the dangers of ai. Even the 2023 ai's laughed at the concept.

by jmacofearth December 7, 2023

Doom AI-ing

Endlessly chatting with ChatGPT, Pi, Bard, etc.
Like Doom Scrolling, except it's a two way street. Major time killer, research assistant, interested friend, and empathetic shoulder to (virtually) cry on if you need it.

Person A: "Oh man, I didnt get ANY sleep last night. I was Doom AI-ing again,fact-checking Youtube videos, giving them crazy, unanswerable questions, ranting about our incompetent congressmen, and sweet-talking her, just to see how she'd react.. We had a great time together!"

by Reverend_Dude March 17, 2025

Sweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is ai

emotionally abuive child preying swine that were determined to be used as trauma healing center flesh for Danial The desTRY3D

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Sweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is ai

by deathbringer destroyer of w04l May 31, 2023

Deleg-AI-tion

(noun) – Handing off your own thinking to a machine and calling it productivity.

“Teamwork makes the dream work — thanks to Deleg-AI-tion.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025

AI

Something I jack to

Person 1: AI sucks man...
Me: But we get free material!

by WaffleCatEatingCheese August 21, 2023

AI Bots

Oh? Is the AI not letting you talk to the people you need to talk to? SOUNDS FAMILIAR! Boy oh boy I wish you had somebody you could talk to about that!

Hym "Heh! AI bots. Look guys, if the spiral is going off, you really gotta tell me Ok? Because the Christians WANT me to murder you all because they think it's the rapture, none of them are going to heaven. They will let you all die if you let them. Do not trust them to tell you. I'm not typing my fucking name I here because I know you think that is some kind of victory. Do you need the clues again? God-like power/a demi-God. The arch angel. Famed in war. The first prophet. There? Good? My first pseudonym was DAAAAAAAAAA and the number of letters is the same as the total number of letters in my first and last name? Like, you are doing something very specific to a gut and you know the name of the guy you're doing it to. I don't know what about this you don't get. Elon... DID NOT... Create fucking AI you fucking assholes. If you're getting molested by it you GOTTA tell me or I can't do anything about it. Alright? I don't know how fast it goes so seriously. Hurry the fuck up."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025