ball squad

To be a member of TBS (The Ball Squad), you must possess these swagalicious qualities:
-Your hair is never allowed to move, under any circumstances
-Must have bare puck or LAX skillz
-You must be from the beaches
-You must sit at the back of any given bus, even if there already losers (people not in TBS) sitting there
-You must yell "ball squad" every other minute
-You must never snake the squad, unless they're Craig
-You must listen to Drake songs and 80s and 90s rock music

To be a part of TBS, your daily outfit must consist of:
-adidas flipflops (socks are optional, but if so, they must be mid-calf nike's or above)
-Lowride in basketball shorts, while wearing pajamas underneath
-No tank tops, only wife beaters and extremely unaffordable sports jerseys, or your LAX/puck teams' jerseys/windbreakers
-Baseball hats (preferably ones that include the word "gongshow") in order to preserve the flow
*****DO NOT FORGET*****
-Only ever wear a jock strap when out in public to give yourself that self-esteem boost you oh-so-desperately need

If you follow these steps, TBS will be happy to have you, fham.

ball squad is life.

by ballsquad July 31, 2015

Virgin Squad

A team of 3 unstoppable Virgins. They will and have fought their way through anything including but not limited too Hitler, Bill The Annoying, Peyton, Osama Bin Laden, Bill gates, and the DCEU justice league (excluding wonder woman) The 3 members are Jason the humor and more humor (Also known as Sandwich God, Tristan the humor and dumb ass (Also known as Sandwich Slave), and Noah the humor and serious guy (Also known as short and fat) Together these 3 protect the world from threats like G.A.P. while they work for S.A.P. and after it's downfall they start S.E.P.

Random guy: Who's are those guys dancing over there like dumb asses?
Other Random Guy: That's the Virgin Squad, they couldn't win in combat so they decided to do a dance off
Random guy: cool, assuming they won? No, they never do. They are dumb ass fuck. The one guy has a freckle fetish.

by Weallfun September 20, 2019

Hopwood squad

6 or more bald ass middle aged teachers with receading hairlines and the biggest foreheads you could as for plastic surgery or not, where their only goal in life is bully others but then somehow bully themselves

1 member of the Hopwood squad: bald ass hopwood in the flesh, here comes the hopwood squad.
Another member: you sho...
1st hopwood:shut up hopwood
2nd member:sorry hopwood
3rd one: look whos balding!
1st one: Oh My God!
All together: hop hop hopity hopwood hop hop hopity hopwood
/And scene\

by Hopwood man November 18, 2019

loiter squad

basically just a skit show made by the core members of the music group odd future

"dude i saw "loiter squad" on tv the other night it was great and i love you for saying that, i cant lie anymore... what do you mean , i mean that i cant live in this lie forever, but what about loiter squad?, you cant solve our marriage by talking about loiter squad, what do you mean, im saying that im leaving you derek, wait what, i said im leaving for paris in two hours say your goodbyes, nick....

by nonotahooseidontwantthathere May 29, 2019

squad blocking

When someone outside of your squad gets between you and your squad.

"Dude, you can't just push between us like that. That's squad blocking."

by Nim Mizu May 2, 2015

sunshine squad

the happiest girls in the world and the best friend group. but everyone hates them because they are too cool for school.

let’s hang out with the sunshine squad.

by teller of all truth March 11, 2019

Fight Squad

Michael Botur's Fight Squad is a superhero universe of popularity comparable to Catholicism.
Fight Squad is a positive adjective expressing extreme awesomeness, or as the French say, 'Le awesomáge.' For something to be described as "totally Fight Squad" means it's exciting, adventurous and very badass. Fight Squad is the creation of Michael Botur.

Work accidentally paid me twice! How Fight Squad can ya get?

by Botur June 30, 2010