Preston

The most Linda person ever! Super lit!

Wow! Preston is so Linda!

by dogster January 17, 2019

Preston Jit

a very thiqq cutie

WOW he is such a Preston Jit.

by Alexander THE Graham Bell May 18, 2022

Preston

You love him so much. His eyes, his hair, everything about him is perfect... Besides his hatrid of you... He only hates you because you like him... Most people say his annoying, and his jokes are bad, but you think he’s just plain old cute. You wish he’d feel the same way but you know he never will...

Girl 1: What’s wrong?
Girl 2: Preston just talked behind my back again...
Girl 1: GIRL GET OVER HIM!!!
Girl 2: It’s too hard to, he’s too cute to not like...

by MendesArmy4Ever February 10, 2019

preston

freaking gay

you're a preston

by yourtruly42 May 20, 2025

prestone

ass hole

she is prestone

by me divk February 2, 2017

jeffrey preston bezos

executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.

A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*

by toenailz_gaming October 5, 2023

Preston

Preston is a guy who just knows.

Preston: Did you know that there are types of Orcas that attack boats and purposely pull of the rudders?
Jasmine: Really? How do you know this?
Preston: haha, It's just something I know

by Jaztastical November 3, 2023