Nolan Hartke

This unit is a gravel vacuum with a brain cell count of less then 12 1/2.

Damn where’d all the rocks go? There must be a Nolan Hartke around.

by Gaylibtard November 30, 2018

Nolan Matews

Greatest whitest man on earth who is a proud homosexual - he is also very fine like just give him to me, please.

Men: Damn I want Nolan as a lover
Women: Damn I do not want nolan
Men: Agreed Nolan Matews is a man who is very cool and an overall good person (fine as well)

by - obama obviously November 21, 2021

Nolan

He usually being a backseat gamer whenever we play any games and blames always on teammate if he dies.

Nolan: YOOOOOOOOOOO ZEAAAANNN UR SO BAAADDD
Zean: YO STFU, LET ME PLAY
*Nolan starts sucking his cock*

by RIP-DAT-PUSSY AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY July 24, 2021

brianna nolan

brianna gives tadhg the rusty trombone all night long

brianna:i am brianna nolan
person 2: no u give tadhg rusty trombone

by sigmasid2528 December 27, 2024

Nolan

A fucking dick wad he sucks more dick than the average pornstar

Hey look its a fucking nolan

by Lanarhodesismymom February 18, 2020

Nolan Dungan

Nolan Dungan is an absolute unit of a human excelling in all physical and Mental tasks known to man. Known to suffer from a vertical deficiency, but makes up for that with his incredible looks.

Wow, I wish I could be as cool as Nolan Dungan

by Mr Polando March 8, 2024

Nolan

Some hot ass guy who works out and girls have a HUGE CRUSH ON HIM

Girl 1: LOOK HOW HOT NOLAN IS AND HOW HARD HE WORKS
GIRL 2: NOLAN IS SO HOT AND HARD-WORKING 😍

by Ashoka Holda November 21, 2023