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Mose

This chrome dome, Johnny sins lookin ass has the literal LARGEST COCK in all of the land. He is the leading cause of mortality in women 18-26, you can guess the cause of death. When he walks his cobra hangs past his feet, dragging behind him wherever he goes. He tears a path through concrete when he goes on walks, and is the biggest of road damage in his city.
I lost my mom and sisters to Mose. Their funerals will be next week.

Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.
by Hank Steele June 10, 2021
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Josh-Moses

Josh-Moses is ana amazing friend who cares about you he is very smart and wants to be in the household calvary

He also is so drippy
Person 1: Josh-Moses is so wet
Person 2: no he's not he just tries his best in everything he does
by Dominic chin August 26, 2022
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To Moses

To moses (sth)

Pulling something out/Drawing out sth Definition was made by the book of Torah first. The name Moses comes from a Hebrew word: Pulling out/Drawing out. It has to be used with the object in the sentence.
-I want to moses that shit out of my house
+are you talking about me?
by fişeQ September 6, 2022
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Moses

Moses is one the best debaters, very goated
Moses is the GOAT
by wormsckae April 24, 2022
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Moses

Wetter of PUMS

CERTIFIED LOVER BOIIII
“Damn moses really wet my pum then split it like the ocean
by Oumums May 9, 2022
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Moses

Just a random guy who got a superpower to split water into a path. Now splits Jesus' coffee in half for his amusement.
Moses is splitting the nearby fountain today, let's go see. - Peter at the pearly gates
by iamrajmoses May 10, 2022
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