Moses

Moses from the red sea

Me: Hello Moses from the red sea!
Moses: dude for the last time, I WASN'T IN THE BIBLE

by Friend of moses February 20, 2020

Dirty Moses

1. The act of doing someone wrong with the full intent of screwing them over to an unfathomable degree.

2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.

"did you hear that Josh took a dump in the foil liners of Matthew's stove top?"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"

by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022

Moses

Someone who gets people removed from their dreams

Moses aka mastermoziah did that girl dirty man she trusted him!

by chiefKeff September 16, 2021

Moses

Moses is a good brother and good friend you can always call or go to him for help he will always be by your side threw thick and thin

Moses is the greatest brother in the world and you are even lucky to have him as a friend and most people will say he is attractive or looks like a model but he is just a regular 22 year old brother

by Alice._.no November 21, 2021

Moses marnes

Is a absolute tit. He often takes unpaid leave from work to sip on that purple drank

Wow look at that Moses marnes he stinks dirty sprite

by Joe lupton sucks July 31, 2018

Moses

Verb. To seperate the risotto in order to check if it needs more liquid. If the risotto stays parted (so if moses can walk through with dry feet), it needs more liquid.

1) Dude, is the food ready? - Hold on, let me moses

by Remcovdborn November 29, 2020

A moses

To greatly split something into two.

Bro did a moses on Dagon.

by Daddy-Fushiguro March 2, 2025