Rusty Rod

An act that occurs whilst taking a shit with a boner. The participant pushes their penis downwards to avoid pissing on their feet due to ther penis being elongated. This results in the participants shit scraping their penis as it descends from their assehole. the result is brown shit on your penis that gives it a vintage, rusty look.
Never wank before you shit because a Rusty Rod is a likely outcome
by hot97rocksmyworld February 15, 2014
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rod stewart

Rod Stewart is a Scottish singer

he is old.. but still has some classic songs like Sailing and if you think im sexy

definetly should have retired a while ago
and definetly should be classed as a legend all over the world

always seen with a new girl every week who seem to be way to young for him

in other worlds... a very old legend
rod stewart hits:
Sailing
Forever Young
if you think im sexy
by Dementia February 17, 2006
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Lightning Rod

When you have a great idea or sudden realization, and it feels as if a lightning bolt just struck the tip of your penis.
Man, when I first found out what a threesome was, I got such a lightning rod!
by Lightning_Rodder August 11, 2010
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Dirty Rod

When you’re giving a woman back shots from hell, then pull out your dick and slap her on face a couple times with it.
He’s giving her that dirty rod treatment!
by Shon Road April 23, 2020
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rod rider

A male homosexual A fag A man that likes to ride cock Hungry for cock bonesmoker fudgepacker
"I went to the can to take a leak and this fucking rod rider comes up to me and asks if he can cop a feel!"
by psiscott April 09, 2006
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stick rod

A stick rod is when you fuck a woman (or man) in the ass and then suck the cum out with a straw.
I just gave Pam A. the most minions ass stick rod ever
by Hayden S August 18, 2006
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snot rod

she had a lip-lock on my snot rod
by joe December 04, 2003
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