Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.

Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

Pete Rosed

Getting kicked out of or banned from any establishment, event, country, or anywhere in general that one can be banned from.

Donald Trump got Pete Rosed from social media.

by Billy Goddamn Willis April 7, 2021

Pete Wentz

daddy

Pete Wentz is mother fucking daddy.

by Hayden_Loves_Geesus May 14, 2019

Uncle Pete

A noun which describes the act of taking a dump at someone else's house. There once was actually an Uncle Pete who repeatedly shitted at others' houses, but his exact name and time of existance has been lost over time.

Can you pause the movie for a few minutes? I gotta go take an Uncle Pete.

by Doo Brown March 13, 2007

Geezy Pete

An expression used to show disbelief or disgust.

Geezy Pete it sure is hot out here!

by aedwards225 April 3, 2008

hello pete

When a person Farts real loud he then blames a person named Pete to cause confusion so he does not get the blame.

Wes leaned back and let out a explosive wet half shit and half gas fart then He yells " Hello Pete". Alfred is confused and looks around for pete and forgets about the smell and the sound

by Here everything is Better August 31, 2006

Penguin Pete

In times of great peril, there is a hero who rises above the rest, his name is Penguin Pete. He is a penguin, from the south pole.(the only one that is not from the north)
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.

Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.

Guy 1: how did world war 2 end anyway?

Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis

Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-

Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.

Guy 1: ....

by Dujac0 January 12, 2009