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Dead panda

A panda that is no longer alive. (i.e. dead)

See also Dead Panda Society.
That dead panda looks pretty dead to me.
by Dead Panda December 19, 2005
mugGet the Dead pandamug.

Star Panda

a really unintelligent and grotesque looking girl who is a horrible mother. often times she is a poser and makes a fool of herself in public settings. she is very lazy and irresponsible, and will take all of your money and waste it. beware, as you can smell her stench from miles away.
by chunomitommy January 3, 2011
mugGet the Star Pandamug.

Panda Flu

When someone pretends to be ill even though everyone knows their not.
Andy has got panda flu”
by B.Gar October 13, 2018
mugGet the Panda Flumug.

Panda Sniff

The act of fucking a nigger with your small white cock whilst an old asian man, beats his cock in the corner, hiding behind a bush
Just had the sweatiest panda sniff of my life
by NIgger Balls October 1, 2016
mugGet the Panda Sniffmug.

Panda Makers

Look at those Panda Makers sitting at that table over there.
by Drake1463 February 7, 2013
mugGet the Panda Makersmug.

Disappearing Panda

when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.
My chick is so dumb, i actually pulled off the dissappearing panda on her!
by Special Ed February 2, 2005
mugGet the Disappearing Pandamug.

flying panda

A large mixed male preferably black and asian doing the sky diver on a very small female
Isaac and beyonce were doing the flying panda while rihana was video taping
by africanbeast May 14, 2014
mugGet the flying pandamug.

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