kirby prank

When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!

My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.

by MangoBomber August 4, 2016

Kirby main

someone who constantly plays smash and has no life outside of smash and smash tournaments

This guy has no life he’s a kirby main

by DrDudeinshmirtz April 28, 2023

Kirby

A pink blob that endorses child obesity and cannibalism in his self titled franchise

Oh hey, you played the new "kirby" game?

by SovietDuck202 October 7, 2019

Kirby

When a woman sucks air into her vag and gathers as much as she can before releasing to create a queef; slang for pussy

“Dude, she can queef on command!”
“Oh, so she inhales like a Kirby, right?”

by Kirbybussy November 4, 2020

Bryce Kirby

A very handsome Gemini with a big penis whose ego is even bigger. He is fertile with a bunch of kids. Good personality. Witty and smart.

Bryce Kirby is so handsome and he’s packing !

by Phatty Ma December 9, 2022

Max Kirby

a sexy man, 6 feet tall and black

jon: i jerk off to max kirby

by ijerkofftomax August 6, 2022

Kirby

Bitch, please. Give me chick chick. Twerp gon give it to ya!

Wow, Kirby really needed chick chick tonight to get buck wild!

by Kirby1177 June 10, 2022