Jeff Bezos

Jeff who?

Teacher: "I'd like to introduce you to Jeff Bezos."
Class: "Jeff Who?"

by Ewok Musk June 15, 2020

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Jeff the killer

A Creepypasta weirdo who has fangirls for some odd reason

How is Jeff the Killer hot?

by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

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Jeff Tweedy

Frontman for the band Wilco. All around genious. He compensates his shitty life with gracing us his wonderful music.

"I saw Jeff Tweedy do a solo show at Northwestern University on May 23rd. There was special guest Glen Kotche, also the drummer for Wilco."

"So did I, what brilliant people."

by Henry_Gibson July 21, 2005

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Jeff Session

To smoke some weed with your friends.session safety meeting

"You guys want to have a quick Jeff Session before the show?"

by Takethejump May 1, 2018

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former offensive lineman of the Huston Oiler ('93-'94) is basically a God figure great enough to break the cross and establish the church of Jeff Neal. Jeff Neal is the strongest man ever to walk this earth and to walk Hell and Heaven.

Guy 1: Dude did u see the houston oilers game?
Guy 2: Ya Jeff Neal did really good.

Devotee: Dear Jeff Neal, please help me become strong and win at sports and life. Amen

by The Prophet of Jeff November 30, 2010

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Jeff Blim

A gremlin most known in his roles in Starkid productions, such as Trail To Oregon (which he wrote!) as the father, Holy Musical B@man! as Sweet Tooth, Twisted as Aladdin, and The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals as Mr Davidson and Sam. He has a scarily wide vocal range, he is 5'7, and he is 35 years old.

Person one: Jeff Blim frightens me.
Person two: How can such a small man have that much chaotic energy?
Person three: I agree, he needs to stop terrorizing Jon Matteson and Robert Manion}.

by Albertdoesnteatglass October 17, 2019

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