Jacob

Dick balls blue waffles death depression cock more death and sex with an Oliver all at the same time

Man I hate Jacob it’s such a bad disease

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Jacobic

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients to create the perfect name. Not even Charlie Sheen or Adam Sandler can compare to thus name.

SHIT DUDE, look at Jacobic, he's fucking amazing man!

by Jaco722 August 27, 2013

Jacob

Jacob is a short or sometimes tall man, These types of males are alpha males oh and there thots too.

Jacob:
"Hey, I copied you're work"
The Copied person:
"What the Fuck!"

by Eric Peatter December 11, 2018

jacob

A cool guy thats really chill to hang around with he HATES MARKS and loves himself hes really cocky and gives no shits but is terrible at come backs.

"Mark is gay"~jacob

by lil_Squimy lil three June 4, 2018

jacob

fat, small dick, temper, harmless

jacob is a pussy

by anonymous January 17, 2022

The Jacob

A individual of who claims to drive awesome trucks at a very young age and has the dick game of a prom night virgin.

After putting out extremely weak dick game, she accused him of pulling The Jacob.

by F4ll3n1 June 18, 2021

Jacob

A prick with no sense of comedy who thinks everyone else is his servant.

Im not making waffles, you Jacob. Learn to cook you idiot.

by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom June 7, 2022