Ham Explosion

Releasing a torrent of diarrhea while pressing ham against a window, car, police officer*, etc.

*Ham explosions on police officers are strongly discouraged.

"Look, Gladys! Those jerk neighborhood kids are pressing ham against our picture window again. Oh, goodness! Ham explosion!"

by Choco Ison December 24, 2007

sweater hams

large perky well rounded breasts.

ingrid has the nicest set of sweater hams i've seen in a long time

by m.bailey April 28, 2007

taylor ham

Like pork roll, except its good. From the mean streets of New Jersey. Availabe even if you're at a nasty deli.

Its 6:30 am and we've been drinking all night. Let's go to Country Roads and get a Taylor Ham, Egg, and Cheese.

by not Lance Weaver May 13, 2006

boneless ham

(n) the penis. Usage from 1920s era blues.

In the song Meat Man Pete, it was stated that everyone was wild about his boneless ham.

by Heptune May 17, 2005

Ham Planet

A fat, hungry bitch. They eat pigs, straight from the barnyard.

That Ham Planet ate my most prized pig.

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

Ham Hockers

A large pair of typically juicy breasts found primarly in regions of redneck heritage

I’m gunna take a long look at those big ham hockers, while I play with my cocker.

by Ebfantastic January 28, 2018

Ham Wallet

The part of the woman that blood comes out of once a month. Or the place where a pig stores his money.

Dude 1: Yeah yesterday I got full view of her ham wallet. ;)
Dude 2: Sick bro. I love stealing from innocent swine.

by lil.wayne March 8, 2019