David

Is a tree :)

Woah you see David the dopest fucking tree ever

by Thesecondbestesttree November 20, 2021

David

David’s are usually the funniest in the room and can make anyone laugh, always walks in the room confident and unbothered as he is complemented often and knows what he’s got to offer so stay out of his way. The attitude is second nature to him so watch out, and don’t take his sarcasm seriously he will joke about anything and everything. He is always dressed to impress and is very kind. If you know a David you will remember him forever, You should feel lucky and hold them close to your heart, their aren’t many like him.

:Omg he is so funny, what’s his name again?
— That’s David

by Dav012 July 26, 2019

david

big,round,stays in the bathroom for years.

"oh god do you hear that?"
"is that an earthquake??"
"never mind its just david."

by ooooooooofffffffffffffffffffff April 22, 2019

David

Literally a god. Everyone loves to be around him. Can't disagree, he's a ladies man, although he may be smiling around with anime waifus. Very flattering. Happiness walks in when he talks to you. Amazing friend to anyone. May be socially awkward, but an idiot with friends. The best boyfriend/husband material any girl could ask for. He's respectful to women and respectful to all people who deserve it. His smile can cure your depression /j. Reliable, cute, ugh there's literally no words to describe him about how amazing he is

I'm getting all red now

Don't lose your Davids, they're as valuable as money <3

"I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM SO DAMN MUCH 💛"
"David is the best thing that has happened to me"
"I can always rely on David"

by Mage_101 June 28, 2021

Daviding

When you walk down a hallway and come across a set of open doors leading to another part of the hallway, and you close them for no other reason than to mildly inconvinience them.

This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.

David: you know what to do
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch

by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023

david

David has FLY HACKS!!!

- "David, can't you just use your fly hacks and get up there?"

by NotRestless January 21, 2023

David

The dirtiest minded person you will ever meet. They can turn any situation dirty even if you think it's impossible.

-David is such a dirty minded kid.
-I know right! He can make anything dirty!

by The.CringeOVERLORD_69 December 8, 2018