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Tom Cruised It

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.
“How did Zach break his tailbone

“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week”
by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021
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box cruising

The act of cruising around your locality in a car, looking for cardboard boxes disposed of by local businesses. Typically for the purpose of moving.
I want to pack my stuff up, but I have to go box cruising before I have anything to put it in.
by dirtforsirman May 10, 2010
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made for cruising

a thicker girl who soft in all the right places. where when having sex just want to stay there for the long ride.
that girl there maybe made for speed, but her friend was made for cruising.
by Fishburger August 6, 2015
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cupboard cruising

When you're searching around in your cupboards looking for something to eat and you know their bare, but you continue to look anyways like someone cruising through their carpet looking for that last piece of crack
That dude knows he ain't got no food, he's like a crackhead cruising through the carpet for that last piece of crack, dude's "cupboard cruising" .
by VanDyke Brown April 20, 2017
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Cruise Bae

A relationship starting and ending with your vacation cruise. This is a widely known phenomenon among cruise personal, singles, and students. Normally one to two week long relationships solely for the purpose of some ocean booty.
John:"Hey Tyler, how was your Caribbean vacation?"
Tyler: "It was great! Sun, sand, and I grabbed myself a cute cruise bae."
by Blizzardriga May 22, 2018
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Flooz cruise

Combining “floozy” with “booze cruise”, it is an outing in which you search for floozies.
“We’re going on a flooz cruise, wanna join? “

“Just out on the town, cruisin’ for a floozin’”
by Odiugdork February 15, 2018
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tom cruise

the act of seducing a girl into having rough sex with you, this act is only possible if you are a scientologist, extremely good looking, have charm, or are just a bad ass.
"Im Tom Cruise lets bang"
"Blame it on Tom Cruise"
by lang.gwai.lo April 26, 2013
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