Zachary G

A man so good at fucking your life will never be the same

Holy shit Zachary G was with me last night

You'll never be the same that dick is crazy

by 12godlevel_man24 February 11, 2024

Zachary

With his big fat hazel eyes he has lots of humor and can make any crowd laugh. He’s not afraid to show anything about him, including farting and crying infront of a big crowd. He loves to help around the house and loves volunteering, he despises children. He cares deeply for food and is a pig. He’s very full of him self and cares deeply about how he looks, you’ll never catch a moment when he’s not looking in the mirror. Overall he’s a great person and don’t let him go.

Friend: hey Zach! I just wanted to say you’re an amazing friend

Zachary: I already know :)

by Shadøw..medøs March 7, 2021

zachary rucker

faggot ass bitch

zachary rucker is jamari's boyfriend.

by nonjoefnjofnjofanj December 5, 2021

Zachary

He calls every video game "him".

Arjun: Wanna play 2k?
Zachary: Yeah bro, that game is him.

by Joe Bidones May 17, 2023

Zachary

Best boy ever. Amazing and caring. Such a sweetheart, funny and cute. Always makes people, me, happy. Always there when you need him, no matter what he's doing. A roblox player with no life, jkjk he has a life he is just lifeless when it comes to roblox. Very cool and awesome friend, boyfriend at this point. You would be sad if u lost him. trust me. Keep him. He mine tho so as a friend :)

i got no idea tbh lmao im just writting this bc im bored and bc i love me a Zachary :)

by ExtraDemonicPieceOfShit May 4, 2019

Zachary Wood

A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.

Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...

Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood

Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...

Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood

by ZaddysLilCumslut March 7, 2023

Zachary Tyler Proctor

The Sweetest Boy in the WHOLE World. He will give you butterflies in your stomach without even having to try. He WILL make you smile more than you ever have before in your life. One glance at him and its over: you've fallen hard. :)

1. Zachary Tyler Proctor likes Katherine :)

by fallinghard:) February 8, 2010