zach

zach is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. he's funny and silly but he's down to earth, humble, and extremely caring. he'll be there for you always. his smile will make your dad and his laugh is adorable, contagious and maybe a little loud. zach is tall and the best hugger you'll meet. he'll make you feel safe and loved. zach is the perfect boyfriend. AND amazing at sports especially soccer

person 1: zach asked me out!
person 2: omg zach is perfect

zach by noodlehugger January 2, 2017

Zach

An albino honkey

Damn! Such a Zach!

Zach by the#realinventorofjomama January 29, 2017

Zach

A big boy with lovely arms

Oo zach what a big boy and his arms are so nice

Zach by Oneofmylargefriends August 31, 2017

Zach

A guy who is always an ass and never leaves you alone. Southern, no manners, redneck.

Zach is an ass.

Zach by your_an_ass December 18, 2017

Zach

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Once you bond and he likes you, he'll be there for the rest of your life.

Me and Zach are an amazingly incredible couple.

Zach by Annie V. November 27, 2017

Zach

Zach is the friend who will stick by you kn matter what. He will be there for you in your time of need. He has beautiful red hair and he is stunningly charming.

Wow he is so nice, he is such a Zach.

Zach by BioReactor February 7, 2018

Zach

The most aggressive asshole you will ever see.

Normally very attractive, but has a shit sense of humor when around people he dislikes.

He has an over average sized penis normally ranging between 5-7.5 inches but when its inside your cunt it feels like 12 inches

Peter: Don't fuck with Zach!

Mark: Why the fuck not?

Peter: Because hes after breaking my jaw!!!

Zach by Zach Boyd May 19, 2018