Today years old

A thing millennials say to intentionally sound like they have damage in their Broca’s area

I was today years old when I learned this *left side of their face starts drooping*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 21, 2023

hundred years war

A sexual act involving two males and one female. One male is known as England and the other as France. The woman sucks the cock of England as France gives her anal. During the act England must punch France only to be punched back. France then ejactualates and throws his semen at England

Bill was England, Ted was France and Janet was the Whore of the Canal.

by Innocent III April 21, 2005

highschool years

that little thing you look back on when your thirty and is full of drama and crap and if you were in the ninetieS you did crazy crap with your friends and had little nostalgic moments >> its becoming a cliche but i still lovE it

hey remember when we jumped into the river with seth and paul? those were the days>>>>LETS GO MASTURBATE highschool years

by GANJAMAN July 20, 2008

New Years Kiss

Best way to say a girl gave a blow job. Sometimes happens on New Years Eve in place or in addition to the kiss at midnight.

Laura- Do you want me to leave the room?
Steph- No your fine no New Years Kisses tonight!

Moll- What did you do for New Years?
Laura- Oh you know a good BJ..

by Taphappy January 11, 2009

tech years

measuring time in comparison to the life of technology to age where 1 year pretty much makes it obsolite

Guy 1:Man my iphone 3g is still good, i've had since it came out
Guy 2:Yeah but it's time to get an upgrade... 1 year?! that and eternity in tech years

by qwertyqwert2 April 2, 2011

seven years bad luck

if you break a mirror a curse u will get u will never fall in love loose your wife or husband all your kids will die wind up in prison etc and the only way to break this curse according to the leprechaun and the end of the rainbow is to listen to careless whisper from wham! over and over again and bath yourself in picures of steven tylers fish lips to lift the curse only to pass it on to the one you value most in live weather it be some in your life or some such as a role model like carrot top or some one you believe in like jesus.

dont break the mirror or youll get seven years bad luck

o shit i broke the mirror bow i got to bath in steven tylers fish lips

by shaymeow December 7, 2010

12 years wasted

the best new band to rule the earth. i only heard 4 songs from them and they all fucking rock. trust me guys, if you listen to them you will love them.

their songs
www.12yearswasted.com

Dude1:dude 12yw is awesome!!!
Dude2:who r they?
Dude1:u fckin moron go listen to your backstreet boys cd
Dude2:ok!!

by AndrewStorms December 4, 2004