getting yards

getting so much sex, measured in lengths, that when considering the collective amount of inches being consumed (or delivered) that the result is easier to calculate in yards.

That guy is getting so much helmet, that he must be getting yards

by wazgilbert August 17, 2010

yard bee

A female that vigorously roams an impound yard; yard bitch; zero tolerance for bullshit; calling the shots

"Dem folks don't want yard bee to take em out to tha yard, that bitch might get craaazy on dem niggas"

by Yard Bee August 20, 2021

Black yard

Another word for Blacktop.

"Again, more street racers on the black yard."
"Whats a black yard?"
"Another word for blacktop."
"Arent blacktops a think on school playgrounds too?"
"Yeah I'm just using the first Urban Dictionary definition on it."

by A human I guess July 2, 2022

yard trash

Slang term used to describe someone that lives in a camper in someone else's yard. These people can't even afford the trailer park. They generally don't have running water. They are a lower form of white trash and can be found in their counterparts yard.

He is total "yard trash" and can't even afford his own trailer.

by Keika1 August 26, 2016

yard sister

the name you call an ex wife and a wife who dont get along

Tammy and her husbands ex always have beef, they aint nothin but yard sisters.

by exwife411 July 19, 2016

went yard

when you hit a homerun in baseball

justin went yard last game on a curveball

by my name jefafa January 26, 2021

yard ape

A small child, roughly between the ages of 2 and 8 years, who hangs out in a back yard, usually white, usually male and usually suburban.

This was the definition used extinsively in magazine advertisements and television shows, especially comedy, during the 1980's and 90's

"Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie? He's ruining it!

- Sir Boris von Orloff,

Eerie Indiana

from the episode "America's Scariest Home Video (a.k.a. Scariest Home Videos)"
Air Date
Sunday October 20, 1991

by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 27, 2010