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suck my dick and i fuck your mum so hard last night that she died in the moment
by mamadou October 19, 2015
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suck your mum

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suck your mum is a term used to offend somebod. It is mainly used by uneducated British citizens who have limited vocabulary and don not have any other way of expressing their upset or annoyance.
Person 1: suck your mum you reject child
Person 2: If you want to gwarn talk to me like that we'll settle this ting outisde

PROCEED INTO A FIGHT
by k7.stackz April 28, 2020
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what rove mcmanus (an overrated talk show host in australia with lame jokes) says at the end of every show of 'rove live', which by the way has some very cool and funny guests.
by HoTtIe November 17, 2004
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Dick on your Mum

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It is a phrase in similar form to Go Fuck Yourself or Suck Your Nan. It can also be used in a more literal sense if your Mum is an actual SCHLAAAAGGG!!!!
"Hey shopkeeper, have you got twenty Bensons"

"No"

"Oh Dick on your Mum"

"What did you say?"

"Fucking double Dick on your Mum"

"You shouldn't say that!!"

"African Elephant Dick on your Mum!!!!
by YaNansPumsDead March 31, 2013
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Shank your mum

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You are so bored that you go on to urban dictionary and look this up because you are most likely going to do this 🦵🏼🥄🤜🏾🥩🥩 and no nut November is killing you.
A yo fam I will shank your mum up fam if you don’t give me rare charizard !!!!!!!
by Chcbc November 4, 2020
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Balls Deep In Your Mum

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It means to have your cock right inside your mothers pussy and your balls clapping off of her cheeks. We all love a bit of that!
James: Yo I was balls deep in your mum

Chad: That’s radical dude, did your balls clap her cheeks?
by balls_deep_in_your_gran69 January 18, 2022
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A sad insult when someone is completely cornered usually used by townies.
Townie - It's all your fault
Cleva guy - What did I do then?
Townie -..... You sucked your mum
by The Koaladude September 12, 2005
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