wasterfaced

beyond intoxicated, you lose motor function, eyes are lazy, face is flushed, have puked on yourself, urinated on yourself and are found passed out in random location.

hey anna its thomas i saw that asshole tyler last night he was pissing and puking all over himself in the bathroom at the bar totally wasterfaced

by Anna & Thomas March 4, 2008

Western Roulette

Much like Russian Roulette, except with a Western twist. Western Roulette is played sitting around a fire, then tossing a handful of live ammunition into the flames.

Clint Eastwood is the only man alive who survived a round of Western Roulette with Chuck Norris.

by Kurt 8 Keiner March 13, 2010

Western EGOT

Like the traditional EGOT, the Western EGOT is an honor bestowed upon individuals who achieve the four most elite accomplishments of the American West. To earn a Western EGOT, at some point in their life an individual must eat 50 hard-boiled eggs, survive at least one gunfight, complete an oxen drive of at least 500 miles (oxen may be substituted for cattle or other livestock), and kill their first bear by the age of three (also known as the Davy Crockett Challenge).

Western EGOT (Traditional EGOT)
E - Eggs Eaten (Traditional: Emmy)
G - Gunfight Survived (Traditional: Grammy)
O - Oxen Driven (Traditional: Oscar)
T - Three-year Bear (Traditional: Tony)

Previous honorees include folk hero Davy Crockett and businessman Cornelius Roosevelt.

Jolene finally completed her first oxen drive at the age of 37, becoming the youngest Western EGOT in modern history.

by SpaceisOverrated December 13, 2014

Western propaganda

Widespread lies meant to hinder quality of life for specific individuals. Typically derived from a group, but is known to be found from individuals alike.

The western propaganda made the girl loose her bestfriends for no reason.

by Frankie cheated on you December 2, 2020

Western Wet Willy

The action of inserting a penis and/or dildo into one’s ear after intercourse

Damn bro that Western Wet Willy was extreme

by TheSquashSquire January 19, 2022

wostard

a person whose incompetency is unfathomable

you play waste of space instead of scarlet skies? wostard.

by scibust August 23, 2022

Western Corruption

Anything stupid, retarded, absurd, repulsive from the west

LGBTQ is a form of western corruption

by LelouchTate December 4, 2022