by BIGG DEEZY May 5, 2009
Get the jerk n work mug.This is possibley the worlds most complicated sexual position ever invented. Requires 3 men a dog and a female amputee, all must be very flexible and missing most ribs. You will also need a pineapple, six feet of extension chord, a potato and a sharp pencil. This move needs a constant balance central fugle operator to keep everything in check. Firstly, one man balances his anus on a pencil, with his feet behind his neck. Then the dog balances on his erect penis and licks his nipples. The next man lays on his head, with his balls within easy licking reach. Then the amputee balances on her single leg, wraps herself in extension chord, puts a potato in her arse, rubs a pineapple on her clit and urinates on the pile. Job done. If all goes well, the big pile should resemble a postman with his hat.
A : Wow look at that, they're doin the unnaquainted postal worker.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.
A : That's fucked up, you need help.
B : It helps me sleep.
A : You sick fuck. Don't talk to me.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.
A : That's fucked up, you need help.
B : It helps me sleep.
A : You sick fuck. Don't talk to me.
by ziggabrap July 9, 2009
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A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.
Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man
Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man
"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"
by Henrey S July 4, 2020
Get the Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work mug.by {CD} darkness June 17, 2005
Get the work mug.1. The male counterpart of a female co-worker
2. A platonic, male, worksite 'mate'
3. A male co-worker that provides for your needs (i.e. snacks)
4. A male co-worker that provides moral support and guidance
2. A platonic, male, worksite 'mate'
3. A male co-worker that provides for your needs (i.e. snacks)
4. A male co-worker that provides moral support and guidance
Steve is my work husband; he came all the way across town to read my mantoux results!
You couldn't ask for a better work husband than Priestly. He always has snacks and treats waiting for me.
You couldn't ask for a better work husband than Priestly. He always has snacks and treats waiting for me.
by Blackcat16 March 8, 2010
Get the Work Husband mug.Someone who -- although often interesting -- is difficult to get along with on an every day basis. They often make simple things overly complex, or argue points ad infinitum.
Can you drive by my house this evening on your way to work?
Sure, I'll drive by. Do you want me to stop and pick you up when I'm driving by?
Of course I do. You're a real piece of work, aren't you?
Sure, I'll drive by. Do you want me to stop and pick you up when I'm driving by?
Of course I do. You're a real piece of work, aren't you?
by anon#E#moose September 25, 2006
Get the piece of work mug.to "work on a meat puzzle" would be to make the pieces fit and have sex. nothing more, nothing less.
by Danger_Rick May 13, 2010
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