Work Rape

This definition applies to government employees and poor treatment of it's employees.

When the employer viciously assaults you with the metaphorical sandpaper dildo that is being forced to work long shifts, pay out the ass for medical care and does not allow you to have any days off. Work Rape may also take the form of not acting on a contract they had already approved. This is not to be confused with the lesser violation, Work Molestation where they add a little courtesy spit and allow you 8 hours between shifts. The employer truly does not understand, that no means no.

John "I've been working for 14 days straight, 14!!!!" Tim "The employer isn't done Work Raping you yet, i'm on day 27!!"

Greg "I pay $30 a year for health insurance" Sam "Im being Work Raped by paying over$1000 a month!! The worst part is, I have other insurance but can not opt out of the Work Rape!!! There is truly no escape from the sandpaper wrath of the employer"

by Flat Randy August 13, 2017

work a room

to be able to get with a guy/girl at a party/house

Katy: Did you work a room at that party yesterday?
Amanda: Nah, I can't do that

by ihavenoideaaa September 22, 2009

work horny

when one has a desire to get work done

It was already 5:30 and Eric was still work horny

by babbler520 February 21, 2012

work the middle

the ability to move one's pelvis with ease and perfection; sexual ability; having the ability to move the hips with rhythmic perfection in a sensuous way.

He likes strippers because they can work the middle.

by wheat December 14, 2008

Work out Walmart

"Planet Fitness" a Health Club with a very low membership rate like 10 dollars a month. This is great for it's customers but owners of private gyms dislike them because it pushes them out of business. Private Clubs got very greedy asking for High Membership fees. Everyone can afford to belong to a Planet Fitness. The people that don't use the facility is the reason the rates are so low.

You wanna go to (random health club)?

And pay 60 dollars a month? Hell no I'm going to the Work Out Walmart

You mean Planet Fitness, Yea I'm down

by Pierre Radisson January 3, 2010

Work Spouse

A person at work you go to as your favorite person to talk to, eat with, perhaps exercise with, hang out, or even talk dirty through texts or IM's

Friend: Dude is that chick your girlfriend?
Me: Na, it's just my work spouse.

by humphreywhale327 May 12, 2009

Work in Progress

A state of being where your mental health isn't the best and you always self-improve, often to varying degrees. It is perfectly normal as nobody is truly perfect.

Employer: Why have you had ten jobs in a single year?

Mary: Sorry, I am a work in progress.

by Abba Palindrome January 26, 2020