This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*
Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024
Get the I wish I was Jared, 19mug. by Chpvlie December 19, 2023
Get the i wish a bitch wouldmug. A woman who has a very deep vagina that you 'wish' you hadn't gone down. Usually smells of unholy rotting fish. Common occurrence after this experience is never to park that car there again.
Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.
Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.
by bitchcanthandle July 4, 2016
Get the Wishing Well of Doommug. It's another way to say I love you from the book and movie the princess bride. The catchphrases is used by the character Wesley.
by oceanxeyes June 12, 2023
Get the As you wishmug. the twenty-second episode of the third season of the American animated series Family Guy, and the original series finale.
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein was written by Ricky Blitt and directed by Dan Povenmire. This episode features guest performances from Andrea Beutener, Mark Hamill, Phil LaMarr, Ed McMahon, Peter Riegert, Mary Scheer, Ben Stein, and Nicole Sullivan.
by SPrice1980 May 11, 2023
Get the When You Wish Upon a Weinsteinmug. by Dont make me nut November 21, 2021
Get the wish someone caredmug. if people have send one another nudes before they have activated the 5 wish ticket which means each person can ask for nudes 5 times at any time and the other person has to send some
person 1 yo i want to activate the 5 wish ticket
person 2 alright wait a sec *sends a nude*
person 1 thank you
person 2 alright wait a sec *sends a nude*
person 1 thank you
by jackalob May 29, 2020
Get the the 5 wish ticketmug.