Wish-boner

When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.

“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”

by MikeWaz0wski March 3, 2023

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make-a-wish sperm

When attractive parents birth an ugly child.

“You were definitely a make-a-wish sperm, dude.”

by Yourmomsboyfriend April 2, 2023

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Just wishing for something to happen everyday/everytime. But you don't want it to actually happen so you can carry on wishing. Even if the thing you want brings you happiness. You still put up with what you have still wishing for the better. Even if you have the opportunity to get said "wish". You'll do anything out of your power to avoid doing it.

Guy 1: I wish i had a netflix account, I'll just put up with the ads on these sketchy websites(123movies etc)
Guy 2: Just buy it, it'll be worth it.
Guy 1: Yeah I want to, I just, I don't know.
Guy 2: Hesitation? Sounds like a wish complex to me.

by StoneHusky October 9, 2023

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I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

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