Wing Manned

The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.

MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?

MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.

MW-She was like 400 pounds

MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.

by mpoppe August 24, 2009

on broken wings

without the proper knowledge or equipment, especially when you haven't thought through what it is you are going to do.

one friendly word of advice, do not go camping in the middle of beantown on broken wings

by Sexydimma December 8, 2016

tard wing

one or more rooms in a residence or hospital that is specially equipped for the disabled and/or elderly

I hear that Ozzy is pretty fucked up from the Parkinson's. He moved back to England permanently and had a whole tard wing built in his new house so he doesn't fall and bust his ass.

by @WhiplashPntz April 25, 2022

wing bone

Wing boning is a sexual act in which the wing boner manually simulates a male partner by using the inner crook of the arm at the elbow, lubricated with blue cheese or ranch.

James got caught doing the wing bone to Matt in the men's room at lunch.

by Chippereslistein July 18, 2017

Ta Wing

Someone with a wing as an arm

Yo ta shaam, look at ta wing peaking

by Charlie's wet pantie February 17, 2019

Ching wing

Asian n word

Asian: hi Ching wing
Asian2:hi Ching wing you remember to cook da rice

by Dog eater March 20, 2020

Fling Wing

Rotory wing aircraft; Helicopter. Normally used in conjuction with the term "Phlyer", or "Driver", meaning "pilot". May originate with a cartoon drawn by Capt. Ed Cooke and which accompanies a popular article by Harry Reasoner, "Helicopter Pilots Are Different."

"So, are you a fling wing driver or a fixed-wing assassin?"

by Dukester5 December 18, 2008