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Wichita Lineman

The act of yanking out a woman's tampon before going down on her.
Billy pulled the old Wichita Lineman before licking her warm cherry pie.
by Tom Davison April 7, 2003
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friends without benefits

Literally, as a reversal of the common expression "friends with benefits" this could mean any platonic friendship--but there are already plenty of words for that most-common of relationships. Friends without benefits describes a particular type of a situation where you've outgrown or are tired of a friend but through some force of habit (on either person's part really) they're still in your life. But there's no benefit to the relationship for you. They keep calling you up and acting like everything's everything when you're around but you're so relieved when they hang up or leave. And nothing really bad has happened that you could point to and "break up" with them. So you plod onward making excuses and dreading the next time they call. Happens most often with borderline sociopaths who are unable to pick up on the stream of cues you give them that they're unwelcome. Also requires you to be too empathic to simply tell them to fuck off. Mutual history also plays a part in this. May be more common in middle age.
I'm not even answering that. Just more friends without benefits probably.
by mr. humann June 19, 2010
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Wichita

A medium-sized "city" in "Kansas". There's not much to say about it.
I'm going to Wichita. Far from this opera forevermore.
by Nutmegger November 26, 2004
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The Wichita Wash-off

After a rough session of anal sex, if the male's penis has fecal mater on it, the male proceeds to insert his tainted tip into the females vagina. Therefore the penis is purified of all the poop.
The Wichita Wash-off
by Sir Macintosh September 21, 2009
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wictor

wictor is often a gay, fag and needs to be put down
wictor is gay
by hayden_k February 11, 2019
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wishology

That guy is a wishology jackass
by freakofnature12 May 1, 2009
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Wichtendahl

A person who has an unnatural inherit skill with espionage and weaponry
He found out what we did last night though no one told. I didn't know he was a Wichtendahl
by bsiss17 December 20, 2009
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