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Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza
by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022
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You're welcome

A classic sarcastic phrase used to indicate that you feel the person was ungrateful and should have said thanks after going out of your way to do something nice for them.
"You're welcome!" A offended good Samaritan's retort as the person failed to acknowledge her courteous act of holding the door.
by surgelover90 January 3, 2025
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FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY
Person 1: Bro she actually broke up with me your right
Person 2: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME
Person 1: Are you retarded
Person 2: FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY
by Crispy2cookies February 1, 2024
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Welcome Skateboards

p0$3r: Aye diylain, what kinda board is that it’s sexyy as fuck
d!¥LA!n: It’s a Welcome Skateboards deck fucker
by diylain November 10, 2019
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words of the decade
Hey guys, welcome back to another video, today we are playing minecraft! This is episode #142 of my minecraft let's play.

Bob: CAN YOU TURN THAT SHIT DOWN, JIM?! I CAN HERE IT FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!!!
mugGet the Hey guys, welcome back to another videomug.

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