ash wednesday

crowning on a girl/guys forehead right between the eyes, leaving an "ash wednesday" like mark on the forehead.

last nite, Tim asked what I did with her. I said, "I gave her an Ash Wednesday"....he said, how could you, it was friday!!!!

by dirty preacher March 17, 2009

Welcome Wednesday

The four lamest short stack try hards who can't sing. They're parents are loaded that where all the orange amps come from. Redbull just liked them cause they generic as fuck. Hello Sony. Sell outs at 17.

Love Sarah. Xomarrrrfuckinoxx

Hey dude, I totally just tugged one off to a Welcome Wednesday song.

by Charliesheeeeened June 24, 2011

Whiteout Wednesday

A day every week in which White supremacists all around the world get to celebrate their beliefs by posting a white sqaure on social media.

tom: hey bob look what shakira just posted on her story
bob: why she posting a black square for?
everyone knows its whiteout wednesday!

by Racist AF July 25, 2021

Ass Wednesday

Ass Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday, a Christian and Orthodox holiday marking the beginning of Lent, also falls on the same day as Valentines Day, February 14th.

Jimbo: "Bro you got any plans for Ass Wednesday?"
Cree: "Yeah man my girls coming over after mass, gonna smash."

by broskihoeski February 15, 2018

Woo Back Wednesday

Woo Back Wednesday is a day to recognize the goat, Pop Smoke. It takes place every Wednesday and you must celebrate his life on this day. WOO BACK BABY. RIP POP

Person 1: Why are you only listening to pop smoke today?
Person 2: CUZ ITS WOO BACK WEDNESDAY TODAYYYYYY

by #1_Brampton_Yute May 13, 2020

Ash Wednesday

the act of shitting on one's palm and schmiering the sign of the cross on the partner's forehead

leah: "hey how was your night?"
ryan: "i went down on her and she gave me an ash wednesday"

by ryan dowd January 10, 2008

ash wednesday

the day when the Passion Of Christ runs in theaters.

"we'll be rollin in the green come cash, i mean ash wednesday"-mel gibson

by c8 March 1, 2004