Foul-weather friend

A friend who is there for you when your down, but is no where to be seen when your happy.
He is a foul-weather friend, he is always there for me but I never see him when I’m happy.
by Jennifer the yowie hunter August 06, 2018
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Fair weather fan

A self-proclaimed fan whose loyalty and dedication is easily swayed
Drew claims to be a diehard Red Sox fan, but the fact that he chose to watch an episode of Game of Thrones over a Red Sox - Yankees game proves that he's just a fair weather fan.
by MGB318 July 17, 2017
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noaa weather radio

NOAA Weather Radio broadcasts the weather and weather alerts issued by your regional National Weather Service Office (NWS) almost everywhere in the United States on 7 different frequencies. Very useful if you live in the South or Midwest.
My noaa weather radio just went off for a Severe Thunderstorm Watch at 3:30am!!!!
by urbanreviewer696969 May 05, 2019
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Fair Weathered Fan

1. A fan who only likes a team when it is winning
John used to like the Mariners but now that they have been losing a lot he now likes the Dodgers. He is such a fair weathered fan
by Azombieatemyshoelace October 12, 2009
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Fair Weather Patriot

Someone who waxes philosophical about being Patriotic but would never actually join the Military and put their ass on the line for anything. To the Fair Weather Patriot simply voting and paying taxes is enough.
Fair Weather Patriot: (Singing Lee Greenwood) "And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today!"

Military Guy: (Interrupting) "Hey man you know we've been at war for like ten years now right? Why haven't you stood up next to me and defended her still today like the song says?"

Fair Weather Patriot: "I do my part -- I vote and pay my taxes."
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Chamber of Commerce Weather

Any type of sunny weather that would attract visitors to your city. In Atlanta, that means 65 degrees and sunny on a Saturday in February.
We had a client team come in from Detroit on Friday, and due to the Chamber of Commerce weather, they just wanted to go to Park Tavern and drink all afternoon.
by IrishMike February 19, 2008
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Weather-Confused Hoe

A girl who comes to school on a normal basis wearing a hoodie sweatshirt, booty shorts, and Uggs.
Guy 1: Look at that chick! Her clothes are for way too many different season!
Guy 2: Must be a weather-confused hoe.
by Oyashiro-sama October 07, 2010
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