Douche Warrior

Someone who thinks they're tough but aren't and while they are trying to act tough they look very lame and idiot like.

Also: Most politicians.
Look at John trying to act tough in front of those women. I think they see what a true douche warrior he is.
by Chaotic Mind 77 September 11, 2009
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Fupa warrior

A group of women with fupas who fight crime with their queefs
by AFrica May 25, 2015
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kitchen warrior

A women that cooks and does all the job in bed. Pretty much a slave
My kitchen warrior doesn't need a license because there is no road between my bedroom and the kitchen!
by Tyyreed66 November 01, 2017
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Humble Warrior

(1) A yoga position that is very difficult to accomplish correctly. Starting in warrior one clasp your hands behind your back and reach your hands toward the sky. Then lean forward and round your back.

(2) A person who cares about the well being of all equally; yet it may not always appear this way. That is because in serving all beings a humble warrior must look after their own well being first. After taking care of themselves a humble warrior will look after all those individuals closest to them. Then with a solid foundation strengthened and stabilized, a humble warrior will set out on missions to free other unrelated beings from suffering.
(1) I knew a Samurai who was a humble warrior. He was a master swordsman but chose to keep his sword sheathed during the vast majority of battles.
by HumbleWarrior December 21, 2018
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Helmet Warrior

A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.
Aaron Shaw's boyfriend told me that he found out last night he's a helmet warrior.
by TheMissins11inches August 05, 2011
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hallway warrior

A person who sneaks out of class to eat fruit gushers in the bathroom
Look at Tyler leaving class, such a hallway warrior
by 10bands.com March 21, 2017
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Indian Warrior

The act of removing a bloody tampon from your partner's menstruating vagina with your teeth, followed by a violent thrashing of your head side to side in order to paint your cheeks red like a native American warrior preparing for battle. Simultaneously, you penetrate your partner while screaming a traditional native American battle cry.
In order to show my girlfriend how much I love her, I performed the Indian Warrior for our Tenth Anniversary.
by Dr. Infant January 19, 2017
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