When a relationship ends in the same way that WalMart fires employees... You don't officially get fired, your shifts just get reduced to nothing.
I think Bertha and I may have had a WalMart Breakup. We kind of just... stopped having sex. I'm not even sure I'm not still in a relationship after all this time.
by rocky-roadhouse-icecream July 17, 2016
Get the Walmart Breakupmug. Having a slow and shitty wifi connection. Used because Walmart is shitty and cheap. Cheap wifi=slow wifi.
by tAVROS nITRAM May 1, 2016
Get the walmart wifimug. by cock_licking_kkk_bitch February 12, 2015
Get the Drunk Walmartingmug. The act of collecting all the broken useless garbage around your house and returning it to Walmart for gift cards.
My baby daddy got locked up and now we ain't got no food. I'm a take back all these half used paint cans and cleaning supplies i don't use and get me some Walmart Welfare.
by Princess Punkass December 16, 2017
Get the Walmart Welfaremug. When the Walmart has a McDonald's, so you get yourself Chicken McNuggets to eat while you shop at Walmart.
by the-meme-master May 25, 2023
Get the Walmart Nuggetmug. Is when you snatch up your child in a public place.After witch phrases such as "you get ten more when you get home!" may be used. This form of punishment is usually delivered when a child is screaming,crying or does not get their way.
Last week at the grocery store some kid was screaming and like a flash of white trash lightning the mom snatched up the kid and delivered swift justice with a Walmart Whoopin'. She then said why are you crying?" I'll give you something to cry about!" then delivered another Walmart Whoopin'.
by Panther21 September 21, 2014
Get the Walmart Whoopin'mug. by little red's momma September 3, 2012
Get the walmart-sickmug.