Walmart Associate

The lowest of the lows. Generally poor, straight-out-of-high-school, teens that management likes to fuck in the ass, figuratively. Bottom of the list.

Homie #1: Bro, we should totally hang out this weekend
Homie #2: I wish I could but, I'm a Walmart associate.

by Walmart Backroom Associate September 27, 2017

walmart dick

When you are having petty as hoe Sex because your a scank

Damn bro you gotta Walmart dick.

by Cjdoe April 27, 2016

walmart wifi

Having a slow and shitty wifi connection. Used because Walmart is shitty and cheap. Cheap wifi=slow wifi.

"Damn, look at all this lag!"
"Walmart wifi!!!"

by tAVROS nITRAM May 1, 2016

Walmart Breakup

When a relationship ends in the same way that WalMart fires employees... You don't officially get fired, your shifts just get reduced to nothing.

I think Bertha and I may have had a WalMart Breakup. We kind of just... stopped having sex. I'm not even sure I'm not still in a relationship after all this time.

by rocky-roadhouse-icecream July 17, 2016

walmart-sick

A word describing the feeling you get after grocery shopping for too long.

Child: Momma can we please leave? I'm getting Walmart-sick. Mom: I know, me too! I'm hurrying.

by little red's momma September 3, 2012

On sale at Walmart

Diarrhea.

*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."

Everything's on sale at Walmart, cuz the poop wouldn't stop flying outta my butt!
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.

Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.

by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022

Walmart Nugget

When the Walmart has a McDonald's, so you get yourself Chicken McNuggets to eat while you shop at Walmart.

"I went to the store the other day and got myself a Walmart Nugget. It was pretty sweet."

by the-meme-master May 25, 2023