Drunk Walmarting

goin to walmart drunk asF and doin random shit and quite possibly being carried out in handcuffs

omg we got arrested for drunk walmarting.. finally!

by cock_licking_kkk_bitch February 12, 2015

Walmart Nugget

When the Walmart has a McDonald's, so you get yourself Chicken McNuggets to eat while you shop at Walmart.

"I went to the store the other day and got myself a Walmart Nugget. It was pretty sweet."

by the-meme-master May 25, 2023

Walmart Welfare

The act of collecting all the broken useless garbage around your house and returning it to Walmart for gift cards.

My baby daddy got locked up and now we ain't got no food. I'm a take back all these half used paint cans and cleaning supplies i don't use and get me some Walmart Welfare.

by Princess Punkass December 16, 2017

walmart wifi

Having a slow and shitty wifi connection. Used because Walmart is shitty and cheap. Cheap wifi=slow wifi.

"Damn, look at all this lag!"
"Walmart wifi!!!"

by tAVROS nITRAM May 1, 2016

Walmart Associate

The lowest of the lows. Generally poor, straight-out-of-high-school, teens that management likes to fuck in the ass, figuratively. Bottom of the list.

Homie #1: Bro, we should totally hang out this weekend
Homie #2: I wish I could but, I'm a Walmart associate.

by Walmart Backroom Associate September 27, 2017

Walmart Breakdown

A breakdown in a song so good that you could trash/destroy a Walmart to it.

Dude, did you here that Walmart Breakdown in that Tallah song?! So sick!

by DeathArsenal November 9, 2018

walmart dick

When you are having petty as hoe Sex because your a scank

Damn bro you gotta Walmart dick.

by Cjdoe April 27, 2016