by AlexDaBaws February 24, 2017

Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.
Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...
Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...
Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!
by That's a Damn Shame March 30, 2015

by Lao'Tso May 24, 2007

The brown mixture created from a failed attempt at a waffle stomp, wherein the drain is either already clogged, or becomes clogged as a result of doodoo compactification.
Sean's attempt at waffle stomping the drain in the men's locker room was thwarted. His pubes from shaving an hour earlier had completely clogged the drain, resulting in a massive water waffle. The other members of the gym were not amused.
by Krobus090 January 6, 2017

by Benuccino November 1, 2020

1. The act of eating a measly 3 waffles by choice, and because of portion control.
2. A person who often finds themselves on the business end of a a difficult situation commonly referred to as a "waffle." Only they have 3 issues, related to each other or not.
2. A person who often finds themselves on the business end of a a difficult situation commonly referred to as a "waffle." Only they have 3 issues, related to each other or not.
Man walks into a bar. Man gets slightly drunk and decides to pick a fight with a motorcycle guy. Well Man is now in a waffle, fighting someone twice his size. The motorcycle man of course decides to call 2 buddies to corner Man outside.
Civilian: "Oh poor guy is gonna get a triple beating"
By-standard: "Damn, thats a triple waffle right there"
Civilian: "Oh poor guy is gonna get a triple beating"
By-standard: "Damn, thats a triple waffle right there"
by nOmega November 9, 2009

by thugwaffle March 29, 2015
