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Wrinkle

Stop being so damn lazy, get off your wrinkle and do some work.
by Succulent Chinese Meal January 1, 2022
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Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military
Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles
by LightandWavy May 22, 2020
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Wrinkle Brain

Dan has not stopped writing his new book in days, he must have got some of that wrinkle brain
by Big Hynk August 20, 2024
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Dick Wrinkle

A word used to insult someone who is strange looking
D : ( A strange looking individual ) Hi R

R : Fuck you Dick Wrinkle
by RubenScoobin October 8, 2025
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Penis wrinkle

Any person who surpasses the level of fucktard
Friend: look at this fucktard bro he let his buddies give him an atomic wedgie

Me: no thats a penis wrinkle bro
by Kraccer Jakk January 9, 2021
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Wrinkle Ball

An act where two men lay in the 69 position, and for an agreed upon amount of time (Typically one minute), unwrinkle eachother's testicles with only their hands. Whomever does the better job wins.
Hey man, the Wrinkle Ball tournament is in a week. Lets get practicing!
by Therealshizzler February 19, 2025
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