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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Wrinkle neck bass

She got hit in the face with Jack's wrinkle neck bass
by Tally w hacker October 20, 2021
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Penis wrinkle

by Coolkid8466475 April 22, 2022
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pancake wrinkle

When your butt cheeks are so wrinkly from cuts and they heal the wrong way and they look like soggy and wrinkled pancakes.
Me and my girl were gonna get down to business but when she took off her pants I saw some saggy pancake wrinkles. Soft dick all the way.
by Cupcake handler November 14, 2015
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El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position
by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022
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Wrinkle Sprinkle

The act of a Golden Shower, typically performed by parties older than 72.
Wilber delicately performed a Wrinkle Sprinkle, to Louis’s delight
by Roberto el Sanchez V April 21, 2023
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