cock worthy

an inanimate object that is so hot you can dick it down

"DAYUM!! this tha new beamer? that shit is definitely cock worthy."

by anonymous August 5, 2022

Spaff Worthy

adj. Used to describe a person suitable for sexual relations, worthy of a spaff.

Check her out, she's spaff worthy!

by Jon Arne June 2, 2007

Baby Worthy

A member of the opposite sex who has enough attractive physical characteristics to make them a prime candidate for reproduction.

K: Oh man, I just hooked up with this guy & I think I really like him..

S: Yeah, but is he baby worthy?

K: Hell no! He's not THAT kind of hot.

by spaysi June 4, 2009

cup worthy

A word, phrase, quote or photo worthy of being printed on a cup.

That photo is so amazing . . . it's cup worthy. I love that quote . . . it's definitely cup worthy.

by But that's ok August 4, 2017

Nom-Worthy

Something which looks good enough to eat, Commonly used as a replacement for "Sexy".

John: Sally's picture is Nom-Worthy.

by Per20 November 10, 2011

Day worthy

When dating taking it to the next causal step of being seen together/ seeing each other during the day.

Man, Kristen and I have been getting along pretty well I think I'm going to make her day worthy...

by Jdjess March 23, 2013

YouTube worthy

A Metaphor to porn on the Internet becuase everybody knows that the worst porn is on YouTube, but for some reason it's still used.

Usually used to compare someone's sex skills.

Jack: I hooked up with Harriet last night!
Aaron: She's a total slut, I'd say that's YouTube worthy.

by DallasTX April 17, 2010