E_volution

I'm not the impostor, it's all in your head
If I was the impostor, then you'd be dead
You're trying to frame me, stop holding your breath
You're trying to catch me because you suspect me
I'm taking the blame
For the blood of a crew mate, no sir
That's a big assumption to make
I don't need this attention, not amusing
Just wanna be left alone and do this O2 thing
I'm not explaining a thing to you, stop standing in my way
Purple can vouch for me, she giving me high praise
But blue, he's a bit confusing
Saw him standing at the drill, staring at a blue screen
Excuse me, like who's he? Really think he fooling
This dude schemes, did y'all hear that? Who screamed?
You see, I am not the one doing the killing
Defending against you rude creeps
I find it funny that you believing in anything that blue speaks
So I'ma call you sheep
One sheep, two sheep, whoa, wait a minute, blue's deceased
I know I'm the one that blamed blue but truly
I'm not the impostor, it's all in your head
If I was the impostor, then you'd be dead
You're trying to frame me, stop holding your breath
You're trying to catch me because you suspect me

Kevin: "Woah, is that famous Youtuber E_volution?"
E_volution: "I'm not the impostor, it's all in your head
If I was the impostor, then you'd be dead
You're trying to frame me, stop holding your breath
You're trying to catch me because you suspect me
I'm taking the blame
For the blood of a crew mate, no sir
That's a big assumption to make
I don't need this attention, not amusing
Just wanna be left alone and do this O2 thing
I'm not explaining a thing to you, stop standing in my way
Purple can vouch for me, she giving me high praise
But blue, he's a bit confusing
Saw him standing at the drill, staring at a blue screen
Excuse me, like who's he? Really think he fooling
This dude schemes, did y'all hear that? Who screamed?
You see, I am not the one doing the killing
Defending against you rude creeps
I find it funny that you believing in anything that blue speaks
So I'ma call you sheep
One sheep, two sheep, whoa, wait a minute, blue's deceased
I know I'm the one that blamed blue but truly
I'm not the impostor, it's all in your head
If I was the impostor, then you'd be dead
You're trying to frame me, stop holding your breath
You're trying to catch me because you suspect me"

by Spark_Lad March 17, 2022

NAFO Volunteer

Non-fellas who help assist NAFO (North Atlantic Fella Organization) combat Russian propaganda, vatniks and opps. Unlike NAFO fellas, these individuals do not donate but can still support Ukraine and can still use NAFO-related posts and trigger article 5. They are a paramilitary version of NAFO.

If you cannot donate and you still want to join NAFO to fight against Russian propaganda and its spread, you can be a NAFO volunteer for free.

by TheDickSwordz December 21, 2023

NAFO Volunteer

Non-fellas who help assist NAFO (North Atlantic Fella Organization) combat Russian propaganda, vatniks and opps. Unlike NAFO fellas, these individuals do not donate but can still support Ukraine and can still use NAFO-related posts and trigger article 5. They are a paramilitary version of NAFO.

If you cannot donate and you still want to join NAFO to fight against Russian propaganda and its spread, you can be a NAFO volunteer for free.

by TheDickSwordz December 21, 2023

Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

The act of pissing your pants in bed rather than walking down a dark hallway at night to risk being attack by a demon or other entity. (Springtrap is also a common one) Probably the most common childhood fear

Liam: Ay remember when we were kids and we kinda just accepted our fate and pissed ourselves cause we were afraid of Springtrap or Shane Dawson videos or some shit in the hallway? What would you call that?

Jackson: Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

by giddyburger4000 December 2, 2023

Self-volunteering

Self-volunteering means to come up with ideas for proplems found in societies or to make life better and implanting them depending on yourself without waiting for groups, associations nor states but for the good maintaining life and general principles.

1 I'll <self-volunteer> cleaning our local water path.
2 I'm a <self-volunteer>.
3 Last year, I <self-volunteered> making a tutorial to help people know the way from city center to the train station.
4 I love helping people a lot I <self-volunteer> all my free time to help make their lives better.
5 I <self-volunteered> making a video in Russian to help tourism in Egypt.

Self-volunteering means to come up with ideas for proplems found in societies or to make life better and implanting them depending on yourself without waiting for groups, associations nor states but for the good maintaining life and general principles.

by イジプトのカ May 22, 2024

Self-volunteer

Someone who is doing the action of self-volunteering. In other words, he would do positive actions solely not waiting for groups, associations nor states.

1 I am a self-volunteer.
2 You should try both volunteering and self-volunteering.
3 My dad is a self-volunteer, he makes free videos teaching people commerce.

by イジプトのカ May 22, 2024

seatbelt volunteer

Lesbians strapped up.

But more specifically, one sits on the other’s lap in a chair, both facing each other. The one on top places one arm on the arm rest of the chair, holding on, and places the other arm on a wall, therefore acting like a seatbelt

Ex:

“You need a seatbelt volunteer?”
“Now she’s smiling ear to ear”

by KittyTheBitty June 7, 2024