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Virtual COVID

A type of variant that happenda when in contact with people on the internet while having a vaccine
by Datthiza March 7, 2022
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virtual optimist

A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.
You need to stop being a virtual optimist about this neighborhood, it hasn't improved in 20 years and has only gotten worse, as no one does anything to improve it.
by T-Mod17 October 30, 2018
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virtual flasher

A person who sends a naked picture to someone else without being asked to via any digital means.
I met this guy online and he turned out to be a virtual flasher.
by Amishoney January 25, 2015
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You are all in a virtual

Virtual virtual, virtual virtual virtuals.

A reference to the many layers of abstraction, emulation and virtualisation now present in modern computers, so much so that the latest generation of computer science students have no idea how computers really work. This hiding of the inner workings of computers has been done so students can work with high level languages and abstractions to deliver significantly more function points of software behaviour with very little effort.
Professor at an IEEE conference on Software Engineering leans over to his colleague and says "I hear the latest round of students are so bad they barely understand what a virtual machine is" colleague: "Yeah, if we keep this up they will all soon be in The Matrix". Nearby student overhearing says "Professor, what do you mean?" Professor: "shut-up and get back in your virtual", then colleague whispers: "I bet he doesn't even realise his i7 chip has hidden 128-bit registers". Now grumpy professor to student: "You are all in a virtual!"
by CompSciFutures March 3, 2023
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Virtual Spending

When a younger person than you has limited funds, ie pocket money and you have unlimited funds, ie credit card, therefore everything you pick up is 'amazing', 'awesome' etc in their eyes therefore you buy them. Purchases can be either for yourself or the younger person
Floral head band aimed at Tweens, yet you buy and you're in your 30's as the younger person your with thinks you'll look amazing wearing it, therefore Virtual Spending
by FatSaladClub08 March 3, 2014
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Virtual crabs

The icky feeling one gets from bad behviour at online dating sites.
I tried dating online, but I kept getting virtual crabs. Yuck!
by Fuzzybuzzzz June 16, 2018
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Virtual Arkansas

For people who love the internet and love failure because it's a online learning course.
by Mason250 October 26, 2018
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