vampire penguin

When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.

That bitch made me a vampire penguin.

by Pgroast June 25, 2020

vampirethanmost

vampirethanmost is a flordia based rap group. They are known for their dark vampire type music. Even though they dont know how to use their "than and then" they are very successful in the underground scene.

Hey bro you listen to vampirethanmost?
yea bro i love vtm!

by krexpto November 13, 2020

Vampire mayo

Jizz, spooge,meat gravy

Tommy ejaculated his Vampire mayo in bris hair.while she was sobbing his meat sword

by Swampdonkee77 July 18, 2021

Hungry vampire

Eating out a girl when she is on her period.

"I vant your blood! Can I eat you...out? I want to be your hungry vampire"

by Edward Cummin' October 6, 2008

Heat Vampire

A person with an abnormally cold touch that drains the heat from whatever they touch.

I am a Heat Vampire. I am not allowed to hold anyone's coffee for them because I drain the heat from them, and my hands are still cold after.

by Roxas187 December 18, 2012

Cock Vampire

The phase after you lose your virginity and all you want is the D.

My puss just got penetrated and now i'm livin that cock vampire life.
Ever since I lost my virginity im so thirsty for some penis. You can call me a cock vampire.

by cinnamon tits March 8, 2014

Tragedy Vampire

An individual who feeds off of the tragic events of others. They gain their power by gathering information about said tragedy from everybody but the person affected.

"Gayle came over to my office today to get the deets on Phil's mother's stage 4 cancer diagnosis. She's a blatant tragedy vampire."

by AlabamTa June 15, 2017